Forest Mambo Candycane

What is a forest? Yes, it has trees, but does that make it a forest? I would say no: a park has trees; a yard has trees. A forest has moss. So does a rolling stone. This brings us to Bubba. Bubba is a force. Bubba is the force of the Wind, the Moon and Stars. You can never understand the forest until Bubba is in you.

Moral: A forest isn't a forest until you're carrying Bubba's baby.

DC