Roy

What is it about Roy? He's a nice enough guy, kicks down gas money, buys the beers every month or so.

He'd been my best friend for some time. Once in a bar he stopped two guys from beating me into a shapeless blob. Another time he lent me 50 bucks to pay back my later-to-be-X the rent money she was owed.

Roy made me sneeze though. Just for the last month. He didn't just get a cat and he never wore cologne. Everytime I see him my eyes pop out of my head. It is becoming intolerable. Who's gonna drive me to the ball game?

Moral: Your best friend always makes you sneeze.

DC