Weenie Roast

Script Snippet

                    DONALD
          Why is a burp less valid than an idea?  If I
          take a good dump, isn't that as good as writing
          a thesis?  The primary force of mankind is waste,
          not progress.

                    LAURIE
          It's all a question of what language you speak,
          you know, how you interpret things.  Burps can
          be meaningful.  We could all have a conversation
          consisting of nothing but burps.

                    JASON
          Let's try it!

They do.

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