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	Poetry Central Headquarters Your number one source for goofy verse. Featuring a new, original poem every week - that's right, every single week.
	Phrenopolis Municipal Art Gallery Featuring artworks by some of Phrenopolis's least controversial creators. Collage, assemblage, Pez, and more.
	The Pumpkin House of Horrors One of Phrenopolis's most popular museums, featuring pumpkins carved in various grisly situations.
	The Maximegalomporium The place to go to purchase quality books not available elsewhere.
	The Ganglion Center The place to go to purchase gaudy Phrenopolis tourist merchandise.
	Disaster Radio PEBL, still broadcasting after all these years.
	Solar System Perspective Project An exploration of size, distance, and staggeringly large quantities of absolutely nothing.
	C.U.S.T.A.R.D. A Daylight Saving Time resistance movement.
	Calendar Amazing predictions of future events from the Bureau of Time Conservation and Recycling.
	Contact How to contact citizens of Phrenopolis via email and monkeys.

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