There are cat people, and there are dog people. It's as simple as that.

Yes, it's the Colossal Science Fiction Epic!

This one features non-stop action and intrigue as love takes Cleft Pectoral, Master of Disguise (left) to another planet where the cat people and dog people battle it out for supremacy.

Let me give you a brief rundown of the premise:

It all starts in a travel agency.

And there's this guy who doesn't want to go to Mazatlan, see...

But the travel agent REALLY wants him to go, see, and-- oh, the heck with it. Why don't you just take a gander at the beginning of the script and see for yourself!

The Colossal Science Fiction Epic comprises the entirety of the fourth episode of Fiction By Louie. It is the longest, most populous, most ambitious script ever written by the Fancushion folks, which is why we waited so long to attempt it.