Dan Connors

"Make it the same size as my nose."
Dan has no clocks in his apartment, and his only watch is one which dispenses PEZ. He is one of very few people who looks good in a hat.

He directed "Weenie Roast" and played the dual role of Ponce/Satan in "The Hangover" as well as the pivotal role of Hiram in "The Colossal Science Fiction Epic."