The POTW: Verse Til It Hurts
Is your family anything like this?
Where Is Everybody?
The wolfman is once again locked in his room
The vampire is hung upside-down in the attic
The ghoul's in the kitchen where he is preparing
The zombie is searching out back for his nose
The mummy and the witch are trading hex and beauty tips
And so as you can see that only leaves poor lonely me
Copyright © 2010 by Dave Grossman
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