The POTW: Verse Til It Hurts
Yesterday I was out in the yard and I came across some really creepy-looking bugs living on a branch of a lemon tree. They looked like little fluffy pillows with a nasty armor plate and I was pretty sure they were not from Earth. I tweeted a picture and someone identified them within a half-hour (thanks, Chase): cottony cushion scale, vicious plant pests that fasten themselves to a citrus branch and suck the sap out of it until it dies. They nearly destroyed the entire California citrus industry in the late nineteenth century, but fortunately somebody figured out that they have a couple of natural predators: Australian ladybugs, which like to eat them; and a type of fly that will lay its eggs inside the scale so that the larvae basically devour it from the inside out. Two lessons to be learned: first, crowd-sourcing on Twitter is a great way to get information about vague questions like "what the heck is that?" (although it did fail me with the sand dollar/barnacle mystery), and second, nature is really, really ruthless.
The Big Brunch
When predators are made of meat
Copyright © 2013 by Dave Grossman
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