The POTW: Verse Til It Hurts


POTW #858
(Week of 12 January, 2014)

I've been watching some football lately. In fact I'm watching right now.

And a Helmet

Life should have an instant replay
Just like football on TV
So many moments through the day
Would benefit from scrutiny

And then there are the pits and snags
When rulings on the field are skewed
For these we need a challenge flag
A way to get things booth reviewed

Commentary's there in spades
From seven billion panelists
But entirely too much play-by-play
And not enough analysis

A playbook and an overhead cam
Would help my plans enormously
A halftime break with a marching band
And a deeper bench, with a second-string me

Copyright © 2014 by Dave Grossman

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