The POTW: Verse Til It Hurts


POTW #761
(Week of 10 April, 2011)

We've been about the business of repainting the ugly hall bathroom recently, and it was finally finished this weekend. I spent a fair amount of time today putting the room back together, and when the time came to scrub up a few lines for the POTW, I was able to think about little else:

Ode in a Quiet Bathroom

Altar of solace and relief
Soak and soap repository
Cleanse the spirit and the teeth
Facilitate a hygiene story
In porcelain regret is cast
The present primped with spray
Excrete the remnants of the past
Exfoliate the day

Copyright © 2011 by Dave Grossman

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