The POTW: Verse Til It Hurts
All that lavish glittery celebration is wasted on the rich and famous, don't you think?
Now that you have heard the best directors, films, and sound
Best Original Breakfast goes to Twyla Tyler-Mays
Performance by a Babysitter in a Disciplinary Role
And Arthur Penderbeck is this year's uncontested winner
Earl P. Plunkett wins in Special Effects by an Amateur Handyman
Oliver Jeffrey Bithers wins Best Feature-Length Mustache
And Todd Robert Nodd receives the coveted Lifetime Achievement Award
Copyright © 2012 by Dave Grossman
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