The shape of an egg
Some bags are better empty
Greeting malfunction
Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters: PTO
The Pumpkin House of Horrors
This photo surfaced in 2025, having been in the possession of a cousin. It may not be the first time I carved a pumpkin, but it's certainly close! See if you can spot the early evidence of my signature style.
That table is now in my garage, and the last surviving one of those chairs is the one I'm sitting on as I write this!