Entertain the cat
A priceless collectible
Numb from the waist down
Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters: Happy
The Pumpkin House of Horrors
I didn't have a great inspiration that year and I've never been all that fond of this pumpkin. But the teeth are fun. The shape of the pumpkin suggested a severe underbite, which is perhaps easier to see in the thumbnail image.