The Pumpkin House of Horrors

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I saw this one staring at me from fifty feet away at the pumpkin patch and knew immediately what I wanted to do with it...

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Vintage: 2023 Eye Infection

Today's weather:
unprincipled

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Weariness sublime
Keep your resume current
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Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters:
Cinderella