I can't eat this tripe
Trenchcoats cover one's foibles
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Once upon a time at Poetry Central Headquarters: Not Dead
The Pumpkin House of Horrors
The "host" pumpkin doesn't have its top cut off, and yet it's quite clean inside. Sometimes I scoop the goop out through the mouth if it's big, or use skinny spoons, but in this instance I think I actually just cut out the bottom.